Looking at the three sides of the coin. . .

Wala ako ga'nong ma-isip na i-post ngayon kaya po-post ko na lang dito 'yung ilan sa funny IRC conversations sa Bash.org (mas makaka-relate ka kung gumagamit ka ng IRC client at di lang 'yung mga instant messengers like YM):

[anamexis] oh man
[anamexis] I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
[anamexis] and it exploded
[anamexis] ALMOST all over my keyboard
[anamexis] but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
[anamexis] :<

[i8b4uUnderground]> d-_-b
[BonyNoMore] how u make that inverted b?
[BonyNoMore] wait
[BonyNoMore] never mind

[Th3No0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[Th3No0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[RageAgainsttheAmish] why the clown
[Th3No0b] See? no one cares about the jews
[RageAgainsttheAmish] lmao

[kow`] "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
[SpaceRain] That's only 2 types of people, kow.
[SpaceRain] STUPID

[Sui88] 67% of girls are stupid
[V-girl] i belong with the other 13%

[studdud] what the fuck is wtf

[reo4k] just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
[ibaN`reo4k[ex]] that's gotta hurt
[r`heaven] :(

[frank] can you help me install GTA3?
[knightmare] first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
[knightmare] ...

Ang masasabi ko lang, LOL.

What People Do Privately

Hindi masama ang sex kasi sex lang 'yung tanging way para mag-reproduce ng tao. Aren't we all glad we do not undergo mitosis? As in 'yung basta-basta ka na lang nagdi-divide into two identical parts. Creepy! (Not the mitosis part but the fact that there would be two you's after.)

And I know na lahat ng kakilala kong may mga anak na, nakipag-sex na: my parents, my aunt, some of my friends, some of my professors, some of my officemates, famous celebrities etc. But even then, sa paningin ko, 'yung act nila na 'yon, parang Big Bang -- alam kong nangyari pero ayoko nang isipin kung paano.

Same thing din sa kung paano sila dumudumi, nagpi-pick ng nose, nagaalis ng tinga sa ngipin and all that stuff people do privately. I can't imagine. Or rather, I do not want to imagine.

But okay, for now, let's have a thought experiment (heh-heh, feeling philosopher). Try to imagine let's say, George Bush picking his nose. Err, I know di s'ya mahirap i-imagine kaya si Eva Longoria (if you're a guy) or Jude Law (if you're a girl) na lang. Imagine big odd-shaped boogers coming out of their noses. Yuck di ba?

Pero kahit pagbali-baliktarin ko pa 'yung Earth, hindi puwedeng i-deny 'yung realidad na ginagawa nila 'yon. Well, only undocumented, untaped or unseen. Kaya ang conclusion ko, "what you don't see can't hurt you." Ang deep 'no?

Postscript: Baka madalas na naman akong mag-update. Sayang naman kasi 'yong binayaran ko sa hosting at domain kung di ko din naman ina-update 'to masyado. At baka mag-Wordpress na din ako.
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